Aqualung continues to amaze me. Today he had a new container of room deodorizer. He told me that I could use it to “freshen up your room”. He explained that there were directions on the back of the package. He would sell it to me for a dollar and a half.
I told him that it would have to overcome the smell of my farts.
Then he reverted from his room deodorizer salesman mode back to “Got a dollar for beer?” persona.