I went to get the Sunday papers at the Circle K. Frank, the checkout guy, was involved in a religious discussion with a local preacher man. While I waited for Frank to check me out, another guy walked in to buy beer. He was wearing a baseball cap embossed with the words “Electricians” and “Brotherhood”.
Beer Buyer: [Addressing the preacher man in a loud, but non-threatening voice] I am a member of the Electricians Brotherhood of New Mexico. How about you?
Preacher: I am a member of the brotherhood of Jesus Christ.
Beer Buyer: Yeah, I was at a tent meeting once. We all burned our underwear, but each of us got a new pair.