Attack of the Beggar

A fellow was sitting on the edge of the sidewalk downtown. As usual he was wearing a black shirt which had the numeral 9 on it.

He was eating a burrito, but he managed to beg for change.

I thought that this was humorous. I chuckled as I walked by. I guess I thought it was a little too funny. A few steps later I felt something hit me on my left shoulder blade.